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Freshers pub crawl in Fenny

I demand a squirrel cull.

So the guy came round to put more traps down (I really reccommend him if you have pests) yesterday morning and within a few hours we heard the characterisic thud of a trap going off. But then there was more noise, a clanging and dragging noise, the little loveable rouge had got caught in the trap and was dragging it around. So I called the guy, he was miles away but because the thing was probably in pain he said he would come round and deal with it. About 5 minutes before he arrived there was another thud and the noises stopped, he must have walked into another trap, or so we thought. When we went in the loft we found two empty traps, well almost empty, one had a squirrel foot in it! Some how by setting the second trap off he had escaped (without his foot). Quite annoying you may think, but it gets worse, whilst stuck in the first trap it took it upon itself to get revenge and knawed through a cable. So we had to call out an emergency electrician, luckily our insurance covers this, so we got the wire patched. But it is going to have to be replaced sometime in the near future.
All we need to do now is to get the hole fixed, this will get done today, even if I have to kidnap a builder to do it.

As for the squirrel, well it’s footless and probably had quite a substancial electric shock so I don’t know what’s happened to it. It could still be up there, it could have moved on thinking our loft is quite a hazardous place, or it could be lying dead somewhere. I know what I hope has happened to it.

One response to “I demand a squirrel cull.”

  1. Sarah says:

    Poor ikkle sqizzel 🙁

    Man either kill the things or get humane traps!

    Still in your part of the country I bet it was a grey so – DOWN!!! DOWN WITH THEM ALL!!!!! Hire my bro – he’ll get rid of the little darlings 🙂

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